Someone got to this site using the question “What did zero say to the eight?” I have no idea how or why. In order to retrofit history, here is the answer to that question and others that I made up myself.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What did the 4 say to the 1? This is how you signal a right turn.
What did the 7 say to the 1? This is how you signal a left turn.
What did the 9 say to the 6? Nice headstand.
What did the 1 say to the 5? I know the name of a good chiropractor.
What did the 5 say to the 1? Relax!
What did the 8 say to the 3? Your fly is unbuttoned.
What did the 3 say to the 8? You complete me.
What did the 1 say to the 7? You look depressed.
What did the 0 say to the 1? Look! I can touch my toes.
My golf buddies thought these were lame.