“What Did the Zero Say to the Eight?” and Others

Someone got to this site using the question “What did zero say to the eight?”  I have no idea how or why.  In order to retrofit history, here is the answer to that question and others that I made up myself.

What did the 0 say to the 8?   Nice belt!

What did the 4 say to the 1?  This is how you signal a right turn.

What did the 7 say to the 1?  This is how you signal a left turn.

What did the 9 say to the 6?  Nice headstand.

What did the 1 say to the 5?  I know the name of a good chiropractor.

What did the 5 say to the 1?  Relax!

What did the 8 say to the 3?  Your fly is unbuttoned.

What did the 3 say to the 8?  You complete me.

What did the 1 say to the 7?  You look depressed.

What did the 0 say to the 1?  Look! I can touch my toes.

My golf buddies thought these were lame.

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About jrh794

I am a sixty-five year old math instructor at Southern Oregon University. I taught at the College of the Siskiyous in Weed California for twenty-six years. Prior to that I worked as a computer programmer, carpenter and in various other jobs. I graduated from Rice University in 1967 and have a MS in Operations Research from Stanford. In the past I have hand-built a stone house and taken long solo bicycle tours. Now I ride my mountain bike and play golf for recreation.
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